Something that defines you. Something that (you think) makes you unique from each and every member on these Portals.

I was a captain in the British Army and served in Basra (Iraq) and Helmand (Afghanistan)
Went on 6 tours and have a nice bullet wound scar on my shoulder (it only winged me) and some shrapnel wound scars on my left thigh.

I now run 3 After School Clubs in England. A bit of a change of scenery.

I'm glad you made it out alive! Good job, sir.

Well..I'm a colts fan.. NO WAY!!!

I'm a Colts fan too.

I'm a /k/ommando.

I'm glad you came back home safe man, kudos to you.

Some of myself:

I'm the only Anglo-Luso-Italo-Brazilian you'll probably ever meet.

I have a synthetic net implanted and fused into my abdomen to hold my digestive tract in place. -_-;

I'm probably the only member here and MW2F that isn't into games much and hates both CoD4 and MW2 ^_^

I'll tell more later.

I live in Taiwan. And im the only guy I know that hates water.

What the fuck? How you 'hate; water? Then you can't survive on Earth..

Its the dullest most tedious thing on earth. I equate it to air......people rarely say , woah that was a great breath of air. Its in the same bracket .

Lol, I see..lol Well I hate eggs..but I eat food that made of eggs, like cake, bread, wafflez, pancakes, and ect..

Join a swim team. You'll learn to appreciate air far more.

No thanks .

Something about yourself




jk

I am...... an introverted 19 year old irish guy who has a weird thing with butter(it's hard to explain)

I like waterpolo.

Also, tx, are you really a /k/unt?

I have a big penis.

Glad I made it too, and thanks for your support. I have some stories to tell the Grandkids, that's for sure. Never going back though, until the US Army turns Helmand into a 5 star casino resort which is on par with Vegas.

I can't poop if I eat too much cheese.

hahahaha this is a good post man you guys are crazy but anyways here i go


Im the ONLY black person to date to have played ice hockey and college hockey in my town for both schools....and no im not from canada

I can rip some mean stand ups on my motorcycle

I hate mw2

I have a girlfriend, so when other women ask for my number I secretly give them the number to the abortion clinic. Priceless.

I'm the only guy here who has been selected to try out for some NFL scouts and I hate the colts. I failed to get drafted by the way so now I'm a farmer haha.

I hate my job, Kentucky, the weather down here..too fucking cold. And I love baseball, football, basketball, NASCAR - when im drunk..lol

I've been classified as a Jock, a Nerd, a Bully even a Chav, but actually I'm a Stoner -_-;

I only have 2 legs

Tonight I beasted on cod more than I ever had on mw2, it reminded me of my cod4 days. Oh something about me , Im addicted to whiskey, scotch is good but bourbon is just lovely. Im a Brit and in whisky circles I'd be shunned, its lucky I dont hang around in whisky circles.....man i hate that place.

I don't like men, but I love women.

I like to double post.

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I miss not playing my ps3. I think about it everyday Sad, isn't it?

I am James, I live in washington, I am addicted to shooting faces. I realize I have a problem but can't help it, I love seeing brains splattered against walls and paintballing is my favorite pass time.

My name is Emmitt( not after the running back) and I just came back from Iraq like a month and a half ago and I never wanna go back. I hate bananas( too phallic) I love Cheez Its, I like partying up with AoA members on any game ( go buy BC2 if u havent already, thats means YOU!) and I'm married with 2 daughters which means trouble when all 3 start cycling at the same time.

Wow, You got a hard life..lol Glad you are back.

Does that mean you now dont have a ps3?

I'm hot for that girl in my avvy.

Me 2

I'm going to be a dad!

Great News

Congrats Man

I'm 6'7 and 235lbs and I wear a size 17 shoe. I'd rather spend my time outdoors than anywhere else. I hunt, fish, camp, MTB. I love to hike, I love to backpack out into the middle of nowhere for weeks, carrying all my food, clothing, shelter, and most of my water (I have a filter for other water sources). The best trip of my life was with my girlfriend and we drove from my town in CA (near SF) to Seattle, WA, then camped back down through WA and OR over 11 days.

I love to kayak. I LOVE whitewater rafting and I'm planning on doing it as much as possible in my life. I'm also planning to hike the Pacific Crest Trail with my girlfriend in April 2011. We're going to through hike it (hike from one end to the other without stopping). It's over 2650 miles, from the border of Mexico to just 15 miles inside the Canadian border. It should take about 4 months to walk that far, and I can't fkng wait to do it. I just bought a really nice compass and am reading on how to use them properly, so I can walk wherever I want to and not have to rely on GPS to prevent me from being lost. I want to be a police officer.

Also.. my feet hurt today from blisters.


This is the view of Crater Lake from the summit of Mt. Scott, the highest point in Crater Lake National Park.


This is the sign for the Mt Scott trailhead after the hike down.

I have the best avatar in this site.

May I ask why? Genetic or disease or both?

About me, I have Crohn's disease and every 8 weeks I sit in a chemo chair and get a 4 hour IV treatment of a biologic therapy called Remicade. I had emergency surgery when I was 20 for a bowel perforation and I am missing 7 inches of intestine. I have a 10 inch scar on my belly. It's smexy.

AND you live in Seattle. S-C-O-R-E !

When I was 10 I had Intestinal Invagination so my small intestine clamped and sorta punctured my large intestine also causing a small tumor, so I got it removed plus a few inches of intestine to go along ^_^

But then this sorta "lump" from my operated intestine punctured the fat/muscle in my lower abdomen which formed a dent poking out my belly(it was gross ^_^) which weakened my abdomen wall causing a fault to the right side of my belly, if I held my breath it was like I was missing a lump of my body from the inside lol.

Then when I was 11 I had the net implanted. My tummy looked normal from then on.

But then at 16 it bursted due to my surgeon being an utter useless piece of over-payed surgical trash. Had another re-implanted.

Now the net holds it all in place, now that it fused with muscle my tummy looks 100% normal still have the scar too lol.

I'm flying to America in 2 months to see mah wimmins. Should be a good summer.

I love the medical theme going on in which people admit stuff. Okay my turn. When I was pre teen I got what is known as a twisted testicle ( oh mama) and I could have lost my right nut , I didnt realise at the time how serious it was. They had to make an incision ( under anastheatic of course) in my ball back and untwist it . Now every time i get a pain in the groin im constantly shuffling my genitalia to see if its twisted .....................................too personal?????.

Well, for starters i'm human...
naa i'm just kiddin
I'm a freshman and I live in East Texas



err....well at least your not this guy I read about who's 4? and his balls still haven't dropped

Well I have a antivirus crap called "AVAST!"..and my dad is gettin piss because I keep saying AVAST!

AVAST!!! Kinda catchy!
Anyways, I have like this phobia of getting into water with my phone even when i'm clothless, I still do like a 5 min check

GTFO, you got twisticle?!

How the hell do you get it? I've heard of, never gotten or seen, but you can get it hella easy, even jumping on a trampoline.

FUCK.
THAT.

Hit us up with some tips on how not to get your balls braided.

TIA.

Hah to this day ive no idea how it happened......so my tips are simple sit in a chair all day wearing tight fitting underpants and slowly get up to use the lavatory every 6 hours to empty out the litres of coffee consumed whilst playing mw2.

Oh, nuts!

Another thing about me. I think I got more sluts than anyone here on MSN.

Congrats Colts!

I might be going to college soon.

Lol, shall party all day long, get high, become a baby daddy or babies daddy..lol